Comedy, Devised

I'm Not Saying We Should, But What If We Did?


Minotaur Theatre Company

Violence against women is declared a national emergency, and celebrity politicians with their absurdist policies are at an all-time high. Aspiring leaders Maud and Agnes take to a Saturday night chat show to… ban men. What starts as small, radical ideas escalates into a chaotic spectacle of smeared makeup and drenched mayhem. Blending absurdist flashbacks and sharp dialogue, this satirical comedy offers a provocative commentary on the rise of celebrity politicians. If people can elect Donald Trump, would they trust two women dressed as clowns?

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    • £10.00
    • 11-16 August 2025
    • 50 minutes
    • Age 14+ (Guideline)
    • warning
      Strong language/swearing, Strobe lighting, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes including domestic violence, sexual assult and gendered violence
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    theSpaceTriplex

    19 Hill Place, EH8 9DP

    EH8 9DP

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    (Venue No. 38) 19 Hill Place, EH8 9DP