You Are What You Eat

You Are What You Eat is a comedy about friendship, tenacity and outrageous misadventures that dives into the gritty underbelly of fictional 1970s London through the eyes of two aspiring detectives. In this action-packed adventure, Lewis and Tom find themselves embroiled in a deadly mystery involving corrupt police, a crime boss and the death of a young woman. With the odds stacked high and bullets flying, their only weapons are their wits, awkward heroics, a sarcastic sister and the belief that they might just be the city's last hope. 'Excellent' **** (Everything-Theatre.co.uk).

• Theatre
• £10.00
• 7-22 August 2026
• 70 minutes
• Age 12+ (Guideline)
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  Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing