Interactive, Musical Comedy

Scally-wankers

Surely Not Productions

Join Davvy Scabies on our tongue-in-cheek, adult only, panto inspired adventure. With unhelpful heroes, questionable magic and lots of audience engagement, Scally-wankers is ready to take you on a riotous adventure you won’t soon forget. Whether you’re here for the nonsense, the naughtiness or the narrative, there’s something for everyone to grab onto (pun intended). With re-written songs and unbelievably crude jokes, you might need a drink (or five). So buckle up, settle in and prepare to set sail.

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    • Comedy
    • £11.00
    • 24-28 August 2026
    • 50 minutes
    • Age 16+ (Restriction)
    • warning
      Audience participation, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing
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    Venue

    theSpace @ Surgeons' Hall

    Surgeons Quarter, Nicolson Street

    EH8 9DW

    Theatre 1

    (Venue No. 53) Surgeons Quarter, Nicolson St, EH8 9DW