New Writing, Satire

It's a Mute Point

Zoe Keddie and Tori Kay, Water Horse Productions

Welcome to an average day at The Firm, where you can be electrocuted, waterboarded, strip-teased, and faxed before noon, all before coffee arrives. Clara, head of operations and part-time cult leader, runs the office with charisma capable of sending fleets of dancing men to war and back again for tea. Beside her is Marie, the newest and most competent assistant in company history, diligent but rarely heard once Clara begins. Today, however, the universe has unionised against them: systems fail, clients revolt, and disasters multiply from a single, damning mistake.

• Comedy
• £12.50
• 17-22 August 2026
• 50 minutes
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  Audience participation, Nudity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing